I saw a post in one of my groups in Facebook: writer needed. :67: I immediately responded, feeling like I can. Hahaha. :69: I hate to say no, so although I have a feeling I can’t do it, I said okay. :19: I got the article done in probably less than 10 minutes. Just to say to myself: “I didn’t say no.” :71: I don’t want to feel that I’m being choosy with jobs so although article writing is not my forte, I ma grabbing it. :argh: I don’t want to let go any opportunity unless it’s adult in nature. :82: Since I have no time to get the work done and need to pass it asap, I made an article in a few minutes. The product may not be good, but at least, I didn’t say no. :yipee:
Here is the instruction given to me:
1. Write a detailed, one paragraph description of a product of your choosing (any product). Do not mention pricing info.
You should write the paragraph in 3 ways:
(1) funny, (2) marketing, (3) professional
This would mean you would be submitting three paragraphs with different “tones.”
I was instructed that I need to pass it now. :oh: I was not in the right state, you know, the state you need if you are going to write. :67: So I made a worthless article… Hahaha. The result of forcing yourself. :110:
This was the the most worthless article I made:
“Trust Condoms”
Have you ever experienced having a problem with your condom? Tired of its usual smell? Why not try condoms? It has different flavors; scents that you will love. It can also add to the aphrodisiac factor and will surely make your woman fall for you. Trust condoms don’t only have scent as its unique feature. It is proven that it doesn’t have holes so you won’t have the problem of worrying that tomorrow you will be a father! Trust condom is the condom that you can trust.
Trust Condoms targets teenagers or the youth as its customers. You can see by the cover and the features of the condom. It is also low cost but high quality which fits the needs of the teenagers which is its target customers. They also provided a product name which can attracts the teenager’s attention.
These condoms don’t encourage pre-marital sex but it just aims to gain profit. Trust condoms provide the people’s needs; something that they can trust. Trust condoms can assure you of its quality regardless of its price. This is what partners needs. A condom that can provide them with a pleasure without compensating for the price.
I don’t know what came into my made that I made an article that I DON”T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS IT ABOUT! I can’t think of a topic, and I can’t think of anything. Based from the article I made, I obviously don’t know what I am talking about. :79: This made my reputation as an article ruined. :a: Hahaha. In a few minutes I got the results. Of course it was declined! Lame article. I am not in the state of doing an article. :a: Even though I want to do it. :17: I can now feel that this is really not my forte and that if I force myself to do it, I will just receive bad feedback from the employer. Fellow bloggers, help me! :41:
He gave me again another chance. Last chance. :93:
Article about selling your scrap gold, 500 words and needs a good content. Deadline: 12 pm. I am still talking to him now. Trying to reject the offer… I don’t think I can do it. :15: But since he now agreed that I can pass it in the evening, I said thanks instead. :110: Who can help me do the article? It’s just 500 words. :66: Wish me luck tomorrow! :82:
Disclaimer: I am not a pro-condom type of person. I am pro-life, and against the RH Bill. :mwah:
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